absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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