I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
high people should be assigned attendants
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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