This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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