it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
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Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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