Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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