I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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