If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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