Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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