I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
