so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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