I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
why is half of my head shaved?
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