hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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