TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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