HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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