I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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