The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
This is the high leading the old right now
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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