i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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