dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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