How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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