Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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