mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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