It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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