I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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