Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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