Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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