This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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