Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Randomize
