gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
last night I used snow as a chaser
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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