At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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