i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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