So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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