I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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