Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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