You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
ttyl tear gas
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Pooping to opera.
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