I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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