What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Randomize
