You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.