you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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