Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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