My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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