to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
false alarm, still single
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