Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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