How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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