hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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