How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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