sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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