The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I am one with the molecules
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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