Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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