Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
