Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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