Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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