just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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