I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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